UNCOMMONSubmission
Lisa's Coital Argument
LisaCollector · Adam
"Stop touching yourself and start driving!"
3
Cost
3
Attack
4
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYMom's Tantrum
Deal 1 damage to all enemy cards. "I didn't raise you to be a coward!" A quick, sharp rebuke that clears the board.
ON ATTACKResentful Grip
If this card attacks a unit with higher health, gain +1/+1. "You think you're better than me? I made you!"
PASSIVESuffocating Love
This card cannot be destroyed by effects that deal 2 or less damage. It clings to life like a bad habit.
ON DEATHGuilt Trip
Summon a 2/2 'Cum Stain' with 'Titty Trap'. "Look what you've done to Mom... now clean it up."