COMMONSeduction
'Beachy Keen' Aeris
AerisCollector · Zeph
'Surf's up, cutie!'
2
Cost
2
Attack
3
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYBeach Bum
Draw a card if you have a 'Surfboard' in your hand. 'Ride the Wave!'
ON ATTACKWave Rider
+1 Attack if attacking a card with 'Titty Trap' (Taunt). 'Surfing Past Defenses!'
ON TURNBeachside Recovery
Heal 1 Health if you have a 'Vaginari' card on the field. 'Sun, Sand, and Healing Hands!'
ON DEATHFinal Wave
Summon a 1/1 'Lust Bite' with 'Kiss of Death' (Lethal). 'Last Splash of Fun!'