Kaelen, The Gullible Blade

On Play: Gain +1/+1 for each adjacent friendly card, as you let them think they're protecting you. *'Aww, thanks for the backup, darling.'* - Common

Passive: While this card is on the field, all friendly Vaginari cards gain Invisible. *'The swamp hides its secrets well.'* - Common

On Attack: If the target has less than 3 health, deal +1 damage and add a 'Cum Stain' to the opponent's deck. *'One little tug and you're mine.'* - Common

On Hit: Reduce the attacker's attack by -1 for 1 turn, disgusted by your musk. *'Don't get too close, it's potent.'* - Common