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'Bound Goblin Temptress'

Kriki
Collector · Alex

'I may be tiny, but I'm full of surprises!'

Back
2
Cost
2
Attack
3
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYDick Grab

Grab an enemy card's dick and deal 1 damage to it. 'Hehe, gotcha!'

ON TURNHorny Impatience

If this card hasn't attacked this turn, gain +1 attack. 'I'm getting impatient...'

ON DEATHParting Gift

Give 'Blue Balls' to all enemy cards. 'You'll never get to breed me!'

PASSIVEProtective Instincts

Adjacent friendly cards gain +1 health. 'I'll protect my friends... for now.'