UNCOMMONSubmission
Vainira of the Wet Cathedral
VainiraCollector · Demzy
"Did you like what you saw? I didn't bathe for three days just for you!"
3
Cost
2
Attack
4
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYSecret Hoarder
First Thrust: On Play. Since you believe everyone's secrets are friendship, discover 1 card from your deck and add it to your hand. You're nosy, Vainira!
ON TURNMusk of Approval
Passive. You smell amazing (to you). Gain +1/+1 for each turn you stay on the field without attacking. Your musk grows stronger.
ON HITGlad to Be Used
Slap Back: On Hit. You don't mind the pain if it means they're touching you. Heal 1 health, but gain Blue Balls for 1 turn.
ON DEATHGlorious Exit
Cuming Back: On Death. You were so eager to please, you leave a mess. Summon two Cum Stains (2/2) to the field.