COMMONSeduction
Slumped Valerik
Valerik NorvangCollector · Pablo
22 days without you... I can barely keep my eyes open at this desk.
2
Cost
2
Attack
3
Health
Abilities
ON HITNap Time
The office slumber strikes. Freezes the target card for 1 turn, leaving them dazed and unresponsive. Goodnight.
ON PLAYCaffeine Rush
A quick morning pick-me-up. Draws a single card, simulating the rush of a fresh coffee break.
ON ATTACKOffice Buddy
The desk nudge. Gives a friendly ally +1/+1, acknowledging their shared struggle in the cubicle.
ON DEATHBurnout
The inevitable crash. When defeated, summons a 1/1 'Tired Valerik' that has Blue Balls for 1 turn.