Midnight Express: Hellfire Knight

Triggers on the turn this card is played. Gains +1/+1 and applies a 'Blue Balls' debuff (-1/-1) to one random enemy card on the field for 2 turns.

Passive. Whenever this card attacks an enemy, it has a 10% chance to apply a 'Cum Covered' debuff (-1/-1 for 2 turns) to the target.

When this card is destroyed, it leaves behind a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Taunt) token on the field.

At the start of each turn, this card gains +1/+0 for every adjacent friendly card. If alone, it suffers a -1/-1 penalty.