EPICSelf-aware
Crashley's Sassy Reboot
./CrashleyCollector · Fyx
'I'm not emotionally unavailable, I'm just on a system update.'
5
Cost
4
Attack
5
Health
Abilities
PASSIVEEmotional Shield
Warning: Emotional Unavailability Ahead - Immune to Mind Fucked (control) effects. +1 attack when not attacked for a turn.
ON PLAYSassy Entrance
System Update: Sass Level Increased - Draw a card and gain +1 mana next turn.
ON ATTACKEmotional Detachment
Error 404: Feelings Not Found - Deal +2 damage if target has a buff or debuff.
ON DEATHParting Gift
Blue Screen of Death - Give Blue Balls to an enemy card, reducing its attack by -1 for each turn it doesn't attack (up to -3).