COMMONSeduction
Xia: The Retail Nerd
XiaCollector · Daddy
"Do these titties look bigger today? Let me tell you about this knotting scene I read..."
2
Cost
2
Attack
2
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYRetail Therapy
First Thrust: On Play - Xia leans into the register and whispers her favorite taboo trope of the week, granting +1/+1 to all friendly Seduction cards.
ON ATTACKSlow Burn Plot
Deep Impact: On Attack - She describes the impact in vivid detail, giving the target 'Blue Balls' (-1/-1) for 1 turn.
ON HITTitty Trap
On Hit - Xia's 'titties' distract the attacker, reducing their attack by -1 for the rest of the turn.
ON DEATHParting Gift
Cuming Back: On Death - Xia gives a final dirty story, summoning a 'Cum Stain' (2/2) to the field.