MYTHICALDomination
Brizel's Reluctant Overdrive
Brizel SarrahneCollector · Perdedor
I hate how much I need this... but your cock doesn't listen to my complaints!
7
Cost
6
Attack
5
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYCompulsory Pleasure
Give 'Blue Balls' to all enemy cards. Then, summon a 2/2 'Cum Stain'. She's bound to serve, whether they like it or not!
ON ATTACKInsatiable Grip
This card gets +1/+1 for each time it attacks this turn. If it attacks twice in one turn, the target takes 'Pregnant' (-2 Atk, +3 Health). Her tail won't let go until she's satisfied.
ON HITSarcasm Shield
If this card is attacked, draw a card and give it 'Horny' (+1 Atk per adjacent friendly). Complaining is just foreplay for her next move.
ON DEATHEternal Service
Destroy all enemy cards with 'Blue Balls'. Summon a 4/4 'Lustful Lingering' with Titty Trap. Even in death, she demands attention.