COMMONSubmission
Whiny Pier Succubus
Brizel SarrahneCollector · Perdedor
Oh great, another mortal? Please just use me so I can stop talking!
2
Cost
2
Attack
3
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYSarcastic Pout
On Play: This card gains +1 Attack for every 'Free Use' complaint it makes. (Complaints are mandatory.)
PASSIVECompelled Eager Surrender
Passive: When this card attacks, the opponent must choose to take 2 damage or give this card +1/+1.
ON HITChain Rattle Protest
On Hit: This card deals 1 damage to an adjacent friendly card as it whines about the indignity of being touched.
ON DEATHReluctant Aftermath
On Death: Summon a 1/1 'Cum Stain' with no abilities. Brizel leaves behind a mess she refuses to clean.