Aurelia: Gilded Bloom Innocent

First Thrust: On Play. She beams with innocent joy, drawing 1 card. (And maybe a little something else...)

Passive. Aurelia's natural musk (she hasn't bathed!) gives adjacent allies +1/+1 for their 'Horny' status.

On Attack. Her bubbly nature makes the strike surprisingly effective, dealing 1 extra damage.

On Hit. She takes the pain with a grateful smile, reducing incoming damage by 1 for 1 turn.