COMMONSeduction
'Bent Over Bliss'
GraceCollector · Adam
'I never knew I could feel this way...'
2
Cost
1
Attack
3
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYSpontaneous Desire
Gain +1 attack if you have a card with 'Horny' in your hand. 'I'm not sure what came over me...'
ON ATTACKTeasing Touch
Give target enemy card 'Blue Balls' (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack). 'You're so hard to resist...'
ON TURNFaithful Heart
+1 health if you have a 'Vaginari' card on the field. 'My husband always knows how to make me feel safe.'
ON DEATHLasting Impression
Summon a 1/1 'Lust Bite' with 'Kiss of Death'. 'I may be gone, but my passion remains...'