COMMONMischief
'The Porcelain King'
Johnny PottsCollector · OrangeWasp
'Sit down and stay a while... or not.'
2
Cost
1
Attack
3
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYBidet Blast
Sprays a random enemy card with its bidet, dealing 1 damage and giving it Blue Balls (-1 attack for 1 turn). 'Time to get wet!'
ON ATTACKToilet Paper Revenge
If the target has Blue Balls, deal an additional +1 damage. 'You should've wiped better!'
ON DEATHPorcelain Plunge
Flushes itself, destroying all cards with Blue Balls. 'Going down the drain!'
PASSIVEClogged Arteries
+1 health for each card with Blue Balls on the field. 'Feeding on your misery!'