Alexis Starvius: The Efficient Slave

First Thrust: On Play. Gain 'X-Ray Vision' (see next 2 cards in your deck). If the first card is a Seduction type, draw it immediately.

Passive. Whenever you play a card with Cost 3 or less, gain +1/+1 for that turn.

On Attack. If target is a Submission type, give it 'Blue Balls' for the rest of the game.

On Death. Summon a 'Lube Leak' (0/4) to the opponent's deck. Your Master mourns the loss of his most efficient tool.