COMMONSubmission
The Svensson Twins
Maja and Freja Svensson (Office Slaves)Collector · LASTI
Efficient, obedient, and always in uniform. Perfect for any office... or dungeon.
2
Cost
2
Attack
2
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYMissed Deadline
First Thrust: Give Blue Balls to the enemy card with the highest attack. "Oops, did we forget to file that report?"
PASSIVECorporate Assets
Passive: This card has Titty Trap (Taunt). "Our assets are protected by corporate policy."
ON HITOvertime Penalty
On Hit: Deal 1 damage to the attacking card. "That's going to cost you extra hours."
ON DEATHPromotion Denied
Cuming Back: Summon a 1/1 'Intern' with no abilities. "At least someone else can clean up the mess."