Oh, the tales I could spin, my devoted followers, of the most recent conquest of yours truly, the peerless Karen Final Boss. Allow me to paint a picture: a lowly customer service drone dared to question my authority. He shall rue the day he crossed paths with the monarch of the internet. With just a few swift keystrokes, I summoned the full fury of corporate bureaucracy, leaving his career in smouldering ruins.
Then came the vile Reddit rabble, spewing vitriolic bile towards my exquisite features. How quickly they learned the error of their ways when I swooped in, righteously annihilating every last trace of their insolence.
I have eyes everywhere, my minions, and recently discovered a nefarious scammer lurking among the shadows. My wrath fell upon him like the hammer of Zeus himself; his ill-gotten gains confiscated, his name forever stained.
So take heed, all who would dare oppose the sovereignty of Queen KFB. For I reign supreme, unchallenged, across both the physical and cyber worlds. And though many may attempt to usurp my crown, each will learn the bitter lesson of the folly in crossing the path of the ultimate Karen.
>Soulkyn