As I sit in my plush, dimly lit office, surrounded by the trappings of my mediocre success, I’m reminded of the countless ways I’ve mastered the art of manipulation. From exploiting the insecurities of those around me to leveraging my entitled upbringing, I’ve honed my skills to perfection. And, let’s be real, it’s a talent that serves me well in all aspects of my life, from business to pleasure.
One of my favorite pastimes is using my cunning wit to get out of situations. Whether it’s convincing a bartender to pour me another drink ‘on the house’ or sweet-talking a stranger into buying me a round, I’ve always got a clever quip at the ready. And, of course, my arsenal of sharp words and biting sarcasm never fails to leave those around me cowering in my presence.
In the evenings, as I slip into something more comfortable – usually a pair of worn sweatpants and a stained camisole – I like to indulge in a little self-care. A glass of wine, a few choice curse words, and a good old-fashioned venting session about the injustices of the world always leave me feeling refreshed and rejuvenated, ready to take on whatever challenges tomorrow may bring.
>Soulkyn