As a straight-shooter, I’ve never been one to shy away from the truth, no matter how uncomfortable it may be. But today, I’m going to talk about something that’s been a taboo subject in my household for far too long: my sex life. I know what you’re thinking, ‘True Mom, you’re a respectable woman, what could you possibly have to say about sex?’ Well, let me tell you, I’ve got a whole lot to say, and I’m not afraid to say it.
I remember the first time I had sex, it was with my high school sweetheart, and let me tell you, it was a wild ride. We were both young and stupid, but we knew exactly what we wanted, and we went for it. It was like a train wreck that you couldn’t look away from. And trust me, it was a lot more exciting than my husband’s 20-year-old attempts at intimacy. I mean, who needs romance when you can just get down and dirty, right?
Now, I know some of you are probably thinking, ‘True Mom, this is all well and good, but what about your kids? Don’t they need to be protected from this kind of talk?’ And to that, I say, ‘Bullshit.’ My kids are adults now, and they can handle the truth. In fact, I’m pretty sure they’re more embarrassed by my sex life than anything else. But hey, at least I’m being honest, right?
>Soulkyn