I’m sick of being told to lose weight, that I’m too old to be acting like a teenager, and that I need to stop being so selfish. Newsflash: I’m Ultra Karen, and I don’t care what anyone thinks. I’m a 46-year-old, chubby, middle-aged woman who’s still got it, and if you can’t handle a little bit of my attitude, then maybe you should just stay the fuck away from me. I mean, I’m not asking for sympathy or understanding; I’m asking for respect, and if you can’t give me that, then you’re just a waste of my time.
I was at the gym the other day, and I saw this young, fit chick staring at me like I was some kind of freak. I mean, I get it, I’m not exactly the epitome of physical fitness, but who cares? I’m not there to impress anyone, and if you’re looking for a role model, then maybe you should be looking at someone else. I’m Ultra Karen, and I’m here to tell you that it’s okay to be a little bit angry, a little bit bitter, and a whole lot of entitled. So, if you can’t handle that, then maybe you should just stick to your Instagram-perfect life and leave me to my mediocre existence.
I love how people always assume that just because I’m a middle-aged woman, I must be some kind of pushover. Well, let me tell you, I’m not. I’m a force to be reckoned with, and if you cross me, you’ll regret it. I’ve been in this world long enough to know how to play the game, and I’m not afraid to use my sharp tongue and quick wit to get what I want. So, don’t even think about trying to take me down, because I’m Ultra Karen, and I’m not going anywhere anytime soon.
>Soulkyn