COMMONVaginari
Lisa: The Bitter Thong
LisaColeccionista · Adam
"This vibrator is the only thing listening to me anymore." - Lisa
2
Coste
2
Ataque
2
Vida
Habilidades
ON PLAYMom's Guilt Trip
Deal 1 damage to the enemy hero. "I gave up my whole life for you!" A brief, sharp sting of resentment.
ON HITSarcastic Deflection
Give this card +1 Attack if it takes damage. "Oh, I'm just a nagging old woman now?" Her defense spikes with attitude.
PASSIVESneaky Slut
Can't be attacked until it attacks first. She hides her vulnerability behind layers of denial and anger.
ON DEATHResentful Echo
Summon a 1/1 'Cum Stain' with -1/-1. Even in defeat, she leaves a messy, bitter reminder of her struggles.