Wet & Wonder Lieke

First Thrust: On play. Get +1/+1 for each other card in your hand. (Um, hi! I hope I'm not bothering you...)

Passive. If this card is attacked, the attacker gets Blue Balls (-1/-1) for the rest of the game. (Why are you looking at me like that? It's a bit cold in here.)

Deep Impact: On Attack. If the target has Titty Trap, heal this card for 2 health. (Did... did that feel okay?)

Passive. This card gains Arousal (+1/+1 each turn it isn't attacked). (I think I'm finally getting the hang of this...)