Leonna the Cum-Soaked

First Thrust: On Play. Summon 2 Lube Leak (0/4) cards to your opponent's deck, making their draws slower and slicker. *Slippery when played.*

On Attack. Gain +1/+1 for each adjacent friendly card (Horny effect). The more the merrier. *Crowd favorite.*

On Hit. If not already Cum Covered, become Cum Covered (-1/-1 for 2 turns). If already Cum Covered, deal +2 damage to attacker. *Drip and drain.*

Cuming Back: On Death. Deal 3 damage to all enemy cards and add 1 Cum Stain (2/2) to your field. *A messy end.*