'Battered But Unbroken' Saki Ayomata

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'You're too weak to even try.'

If this card's attack is higher than the target's, give the target Cum Covered (-1/-1 for 2 turns). 'You can't handle me.'

Destroy all enemy cards with Blue Balls. 'At least I took you down with me.'

+1 attack if there are no friendly cards on the field. 'I don't need anyone else.'