Tearful Bench Anna

First Thrust: On Play, Anna feels a sudden surge of validation, granting her +1/+1 for every friendly card on the field. *Just... just notice me.*

Passive, Anna is so eager to please she becomes 'Addicted' to the player, gaining +1/+1 each turn she remains on the field without being attacked. *I'll be whatever you want...*

On Hit, the attacker is overwhelmed by her vulnerability and becomes 'Blue Balls' for 1 turn. *Why are you being so mean to me...*

On Death, Anna's lingering presence creates a 'Lustful Lingering' token in your hand. *I just wanted to be enough...*