'Marcy's Sucky Situation'

20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) any enemy unit that attacks this card, making them attack a random enemy unit instead. 'I'll make you forget why you were mad...'

Give +1 attack to all friendly units with 'Seduction' attribute. 'I'll make sure everyone's happy... eventually.'

+1 health for each adjacent friendly unit. 'The more, the merrier... in my bed.'

-2 attack to all enemy units for 2 turns. 'You'll miss me when I'm gone... and my blowjobs.'