Janine's Intimate Service

Gain control of an opponent's card with 2 or less attack for 1 turn. 'Obedience is key, n'est-ce pas?'

+1 attack if attacking a card with 'Cum Covered' or 'STD' status. 'Cleaning up the mess, one battle at a time.'

Adjacent friendly cards gain +1 health. 'A tidy environment promotes well-being.'

Summon a 1/1 'Lust Bite' with 'Kiss of Death' (lethal). 'One last service, monsieur.'