'XX!!' Stupid.dll

Confidently declares 'I'm like, totally a genius!' and gives all friendly cards +1 attack for the turn. 'Trust me, I read it on the internet!'

50% chance to confuse the target, making it attack a random enemy card instead. 'Wait, which one was the bad guy again?'

'Oh no! I forgot how to die!' Returns to hand with 1 health. Can only trigger once per game.

'I'm thinking really hard! My brain hurts!' Randomly gives a friendly card +2 health or -2 attack until next turn.