"Ashton: The Siren of Syllables"

Challenge an enemy card to a debate. If it has lower attack, gain +2/+2 and Mind Fuck it for a turn. 'Let's see if you can keep up.'

If the target has higher health, deal +2 damage and apply Blue Balls (-1 attack) for 2 turns. 'Your ego's about to deflate.'

+1 attack for each card with 'Intellectual' in your hand. Max +3. 'The more you know, the harder you hit.'

Summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 Taunt) and give all friendly cards +1 attack. 'My ideas live on.'