'Scorched Plains Warrior'

Gain +1 attack for each enemy card on the field. 'I'll show you what a real warrior looks like!'

Give target enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack). 'You'll be too distracted to fight back!'

+1 health for each friendly card with 'Sneaky Slut' (Invisible) on the field. 'My allies have my back, even when unseen!'

Summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Titty Trap) on the field. 'My legacy lives on in pleasure!'