Rainbow Gamer Jamie

Reveal the top 2 cards of your deck. Add one 'Lube Leak' (0/4) to your hand. If the other card is a Vaginari, give it +1/+1. (The screen goes dark, but the connection is real.)

Start of turn: If no enemy attacked this card last turn, gain +1 Attack. (Your aura shines brighter when you're not under pressure.)

Deal damage. If target has less than 3 Health, also apply 'Blue Balls' (-1 Attack) for 1 turn. (She hits hard, but gets shy about it.)

Summon a 'Cum Stain' (2/2) with Titty Trap. (She logs off, but leaves a mark on the server.)