The Obedient Sisters

This card cannot be destroyed by damage. Instead, it gains +1 Health for each attack it receives, but loses +1 Attack. "Did I do good?"

When this card attacks, summon a 1/1 "Cum Stain" to your side of the field. "Haha, step-bro, let's make it hilarious!"

Give a friendly card "Virginity" (-2 Attack, +4 Health) until it is attacked. "I-I'll do it, Shawn, please don't be mad..."

When this card dies, add a "Lube Leak" (0/4) to your deck. It draws an extra card when played. "We're all yours, blindly obedient."