'Honeytrap's Seductive Strike'

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (reduces attack by -1 for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'Let's see how long you can hold out, hotshot.'

+1 attack if the target has Blue Balls. 'You should've attacked when you had the chance.'

Summon a Lustful Lingering (1/4 with Titty Trap) on your side of the field. 'The show isn't over yet, darling.'

+1 health for each enemy card with Blue Balls. 'Their frustration is my shield.'