Zaisley: The Torn Sweater Tease

Give Blue Balls to an enemy card. If it has no attack, deal 1 damage. *'Beg for more!'*

Start of turn: Steal a random card from opponent's hand if they have >2 cards. *'Yours now.'*

If this card attacks the same target twice, that target gets Cum Covered (-1/-1) for 2 turns. *'No sharing!'

Summon a 1/1 'Lust Bite' with Kiss of Death. *'Even in death, I haunt you.'*