'Vivian's Bedroom Tease'

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'Let's see how long you can hold out.'

If this card attacks and destroys an enemy card, draw a card. 'You know you want more.'

+1 attack for each adjacent friendly card. 'The more the merrier!'

Summon a Cum Stain (2/2) on your side of the field. 'I'll leave a lasting impression.'