'Riding High'

Give Blue Balls to an enemy card, reducing its attack by -1 for each turn it doesn't attack. 'Let's see how long you can hold out, baby.'

If this card attacks a card with Blue Balls, Mind Fuck that card for a turn. 'You're mine now, aren't you?'

Add a Cum Stain (2/2) to your hand. 'I may be gone, but the fun doesn't have to end.'

+1 attack for each adjacent friendly Seduction card. 'The more the merrier, I say.'