Bathroom Scrub & Discipline

Give a friendly unit 'Pussy Purity' (cleanse all debuffs). Draw a card. Mom says no stubble for Bambi today! She insists on perfection.

If this card attacks, the target gets 'Blue Balls' (-1 Attack per turn it doesn't attack, max -3). No escaping my gaze or my demands!

When hit, deal 2 damage to the attacker and give them 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1 for 2 turns). Wet towels sting when tossed just right by a dominant mom.

At start of your turn, if you control another female unit, give it +1/+1. Mother-daughter bonding sessions always make us shine brighter together in pink.