'The Untouchable Executive'

Mind Fucked: Control an enemy card for a turn when attacking it. Cumming Back: When this card dies, summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4) with Titty Trap.

Threesome: Discover a 'Lube Leak' (0/4), 'Cum Stain' (2/2), or 'Lust Bite' (1/1). Swap Me Out: Trade this card with a new one from your deck if you don't like what you discover.

+1 attack for each adjacent friendly card. +1 health if there are no enemy cards on the field.

-2 attack to the attacking enemy until your next turn. Give Blue Balls to the enemy card that attacked this one.