Amy Vance: The Desk Dominatrix

First Thrust: On Play. Reveal the top 2 cards of your deck. Add one 'Lube Leak' (0/4) to the opponent's deck. Amy's presence disrupts all plans before they begin.

Passive. When this card attacks, apply 'Blue Balls' to the target enemy. Amy dominates the encounter, leaving her victims aching and vulnerable for the next turn.

Slap Back: On Hit. If the attacker is a Vaginari or Submission type, take control of it for 1 turn. Amy turns submission into a weapon against its owner.

Cuming Back: On Death. Summon two 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Titty Trap) cards. Amy's influence lingers, distracting enemies long after she's gone.