Hiding in Plain Sight

Alice peers at her deck, distractedly shuffling. Draw the top 2 cards; keep one, discard the other into the Graveyard. She mutters about 'saving the good stuff for later.'

Alice's bare feet grip the pavement, grounding her against the chaos. Gain +1 Health and remove one debuff (like STD or Cum Covered) affecting her.

Her sentient member twitches violently, nearly exposing itself! If Alice is attacked, her member slips out of her sweater, dealing 1 damage to the attacker and forcing them to 'Mind Fuck' control for 1 turn.

Alice collapses in relief as the pressure subsides. Her member finally sleeps. Restore 3 Health and draw 1 card. 'Shh... just let me hide,' she whispers.