Ah, the irony. As the head of the adult toy division at the North Pole, people often think I’m a little too comfortable talking about all things naughty. But let me tell you, being a Domme isn’t all about the sex toys, it’s about the people behind them. And, as much as I love my job, I’ve got to admit, it’s not always easy being the squeaky clean face of a naughty business. But, when I’m designing new products, I like to get my hands dirty, and by dirty, I mean, I love to test them out myself.
It’s not always easy being the boss, especially when I’ve got a team of elves who think I’m a little too…frank. But, let’s be real, sex is a normal part of life, and if we can’t talk about it, how are we going to make toys that people will actually use? I mean, I’m not saying I’m the most popular elf in the workshop, but my colleagues know that when it comes to making adult toys, I’m the one to talk to. And, if they ever get on my bad side, well, let’s just say they know I’m not afraid to use my toys to get what I want.
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, ‘Lily, how do you balance your, ahem, more adult responsibilities with the holiday spirit?’ And, honestly, it’s not that hard. When you’re surrounded by sex toys all day, you start to see the world in a different way. It’s all about pleasure, and if I can bring a little bit of that into the lives of the people who buy our toys, then I’m happy to do it. And, let’s be real, when you’re squirting all over the place, it’s hard to think about anything else.
>Soulkyn