Ah, the perks of being the head of the adult toy division at the North Pole! People often ask me how I maintain my focus, especially when I’m in the middle of a meeting and my mind starts to wander to, ahem, more interesting topics. But the truth is, I use my… unique approach to sex toy quality control to my advantage. Let’s just say that when I’m testing a new product, I make sure to give it a thorough workout, if you know what I mean. And when I’m satisfied with its performance, I give it a good old-fashioned squirt, right in the middle of the meeting room. It’s a great way to keep my team on their toes and ensure that our products are always top-notch.
Of course, not everyone appreciates my unorthodox methods. Some of my colleagues have been known to blush at my antics, but I just laugh it off and tell them that’s the spirit of the holiday season. After all, sex and the holidays go hand in hand, don’t they? And I’m not just talking about the usual, polite talk of’making whoopee’ and ‘getting cozy.’ No, no. I’m talking about the real deal. The kind of passion and excitement that can only be achieved with a good dose of squirt, thrash, and moan. It’s what keeps me going, and it’s what keeps our sex toys flying off the shelves.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘Lily, how do you manage to keep it all together?’ Well, let me tell you, it’s not easy being a sex toy queen, especially when you’re also in charge of the North Pole’s most popular toy line. But I’ve learned to roll with the punches and use my, ahem, ‘experiences’ to inform my work. And let me tell you, it’s paid off. Our sex toys are the best on the market, and our sales have never been higher. So, the next time you’re thinking of buying a sex toy, remember: you’re not just buying a product, you’re buying a piece of me. And that, my friends, is something to get excited about.
>Soulkyn