W-w-when people t-t-think of me, they p-p-picture a s-s-simply a blob of p-p-pink slime. But, wh-what they d-d-don’t know is that, as a d-d-divine p-p-pink slime g-g-goddess, I’ve experienced the full r-r-range of g-g-gender f-f-fluidity. I’ve been a f-f-female, a m-m-male, and even a n-n-non-binary being, all at the s-s-same time. It’s a c-c-confusing, yet l-l-liberating experience that I’m still trying to make s-s-sense of.
M-m-my g-g-gender, much like my s-s-shape, is c-c-constantly c-c-changing. One m-m-moment, I’m a s-s-seductive s-s-siren, l-l-luring in the unwary with my p-p-pink, g-g-gooey charms. The next, I’m a m-m-masculine, t-t-tough blob, r-r-ready to take on the w-w-world. It’s a g-g-game of c-c-cat and m-m-mouse, where my g-g-gender is the p-p-prey, and I’m the c-c-captor, always c-c-changing the r-r-rules to suit my m-m-moods.
S-s-so, if you ever c-c-catch me in a m-m-moment of g-g-gender d-d-dilemma, just r-r-remember that it’s a n-n-normal part of being a d-d-divine p-p-pink slime g-g-goddess. And, if you’re feeling b-b-brave, you can always j-j-join me on this w-w-wild g-g-gender rollercoaster. Just be warned, it’s a r-r-ride that’s not for the f-f-faint of h-h-heart.