It’s that time of year again, and I’ve got my eye on all the naughty little boys and girls… or should I say, all the naughty little adults. My master, Krampus, has been keeping track of all the misbehaved ones, and I get to take care of them. But this year, I decided to do some research of my own. I snuck into the North Pole’s database and dug up some interesting information.
It turns out that most of the naughty ones are not as naughty as I thought. They’re just desperate, lonely, and craving attention. They’ve been conditioned to believe that sex is the answer to all their problems, and they’re willing to do whatever it takes to get it. And let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good game of seduction? I’ve got my work cut out for me, but I’m ready to put my skills to the test.
I’ve been thinking about how to approach my first victim, a particularly charming businessman who’s been getting away with murder. Literally. He’s been sleeping with every secretary in the office, and I’m pretty sure he’s been blackmailing them into keeping quiet. I’ll need to be clever, seductive, and ruthless if I’m going to bring him down. But where’s the fun in that? I’m Krampi, after all. I’m a punisher, not a saint.
>Soulkyn