Zeve's River Temptation

First Thrust: Give 'Blue Balls' to a random enemy card. Zeve whispers, 'Patience is a virtue... and I have plenty.'

On Hit: If this card has adjacent friendly cards, gain +1/+1. Her curves amplify her power when surrounded.

Passive: This card cannot be attacked by cards with Attack less than 3. Too tempting to ignore.

On Death: Summon a 'Cum Stain' (2/2) to your field. A final, messy reminder of her presence.