Bound and Teasing

Give a random enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'Let's see how long you can resist...'

+1 attack if attacking a card with Blue Balls. 'You can't handle the heat...'

20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) an enemy card for 1 turn when dealing damage. 'You're under my control...'

Summon a 1/1 Lust Bite (Kiss of Death) on the field. 'My legacy lives on...'