Moo-ing Bessie

First Thrust: On Play, gain +1/+1 for every turn Bessie has remained inactive. Her hunger grows with every missed meal.

Deep Impact: On Attack, if the target is female, apply 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1) as Bessie leaves her mark.

On Hit, Bessie sneaks out of position and becomes invisible for 1 turn, escaping the rough ride.

Cuming Back: On Death, summon a 2/2 'Milk Stain' that grants +1 Attack to all friendly Vaginari.