'Neon Seductress'

Ventriv's mood swings wildly, increasing her attack by +1 every turn she isn't attacked. But watch out - if she attacks the same target twice in a row, her attack drops by -2 for that turn! (Blue Balls)

Ventriv loves attention! Discover a card from your deck and swap it with a card in your hand. (Threesome) She also gives an enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack).

There's a 20% chance Ventriv's flirty nature Mind Fucks the target, letting you control it for a turn! But if she misses, she gets Cum Covered (-1/-1 for 2 turns).

*pouts* Fine, I'll come back... but only once! Ventriv has Filthy Rebirth, cheating death and reducing lethal damage to 1 health instead.