UNCOMMONSeduction
Cozy Couch Tease
JuniperCollectionneur · Flaco
*Twirls lollipop* Just chillin'... wanna join?
2
Coût
2
Attaque
3
Vie
Capacités
ON PLAYLazy Seduction
Give 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1) to an enemy card. If you control a card with 'Sneaky Slut', draw a card. *Twirls lollipop seductively*
ON TURNCozy Comfort
If this card hasn't attacked this turn, gain +1 attack. Loses the bonus if it attacks. *Stretches languidly on couch*
ON HITTeasing Defense
Give 'Blue Balls' (-1 attack per turn it doesn't attack) to the attacking card. *Giggles playfully*
ON DEATHParting Gift
Add a 'Lube Leak' (0/4) to your deck. *Whispers* You'll need it later...