Barefoot Dropout

Alice draws an extra card. Her sentient member is too excited to stay hidden during deck exploration.

Gains +1/+1 for every adjacent friendly card, reflecting her need for digital connection to feel grounded.

Summons a Cum Stain (2/2). The member finally gets some relief, leaving a messy souvenir behind.

Gains +2 attack if no damage was dealt this turn. Alice's focus sharpens when left alone with her hobbies.